Artist/Band: John Hartford Tabs
Song: Sexual Harassment Tab
Sexual Harassment
John Hartford
Walls We Bounce Of Off
Banjo tuned E, Capo 3, Key of D
D G D
If I send you flowers and ask you to dine
A
If I tell you how I feel over burgandy wine
D G D
If I whisper your name in some fake foreign accent
A D
Would that be the same as sexual harassment?
If I try to kiss you, and hold you tight
If I reach over behind you and turn down the light
If I dream about you and me much more than I ort
Would you my dear, take me to court?
If I call you upon the telephone
And I discreetly ask when you will be home
If I went on leaving my hat in your foyer
Reckon should, I hire me a lawyer?
If I fall in love what should I do?
How could I not come on to you
Is this serious, or is it silly
Or should I plan on pleading guilty
If I fall in love, and I'm slap out of luck
This next line has been bleeped from the song
If I ask you to be anything short of my wife
Will I face fourty years--to--life?
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